December 2010
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True Grit was truly great.
“Snow dad is better than NO dad”
– the bully from JACK FROST
(as he realizes that his dad will never come back even as a snow man)
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Lunar eclipse!
@ Home !
Decided to stay the night in Las Cruces, which is Spanish for “Tom & Katie”
Google maps on my iPhone doesn’t even show El Paso only Juarez, and it doesn’t even really say Juarez, just Murdertown. #buildafence
I got in trouble for this at work
Office Lady (OL): I can't believe they are trying so hard to bring down this wiki links guy.
Me: I guess that's what happens when you mess with the wrong people.
OL: I mean its just so undeserved.
Me: How so?
OL: International courts never go to all this trouble just over rape cases. Poor guy.
Me: Poor guy?! If he's a rapist, he should still be brought to justice.
OL: This isn't about rape. I know I was raped once.
[silence]
Me: Sounds like you got the sense raped out of you.
boss standing behind me: excuse me.
Amazing (to me) →
Whomever it is that picks the play-list at my local CVS pharmacy, has my musical taste pegged. It’s the only place on earth where you can hear:
Rod Stewart
Collective Soul
Badly Drawn Boy (playing in LA tomorow)
noisysockmonkey asked: Of all the roles to say "classic Tommy Davidson" you chose Juwanna Man?? Really? Not even Lilo & Stitch??
I’ll tell you what I won’t do. I won’t NOT blame it on Rio. #greatmovies
Just watched the last half of Juwanna Mann… classic Tommy Davidson. Next on HBO Monsters Ball, the perfect chaser.
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“I made a G today, but I made it in a sleezy way”
– tupac
Hackers attack MasterCard for cutting off... →
So let me get this straight hackers, you pledged your vengeance against a company for withdrawing their services from a website they want nothing to do with? Did you accuse them of being sheep or did you reach into your mixed bag of so-called “counter culture” cliches and come up with something even less original? Did you even stop to think that not doing business and making money...
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A Family at In-N-Out Burger
Sister: you're a moron
Father: be nice
Brother: you're an idiot
Sister: hey dad he used a word with more than one syllable, I think he's becoming less stupid
Brother: shut up tard, i heard that
Sister: well that didn't last long.
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There comes a time in every attempt I make at “growing a beard” that I look like a cast member from 7 Brides for 7 Brothers . It’s a combination of my red hair, my unyielding desire to always wear plaid and the fact that I am always kidnapping women and forcing them to clean my house until the Spring thaw.
It takes a village to raise 8 children.
[open letter to the world]
Dear Society/entertainment industry:
Please quit giving Kate Gosselin and Ed Hardy Gosselin attention, they have children to raise. Children that are probably still young enough to escape this circus with a bit of a childhood if you STOP right now. I know, I know, our culture loves to watch a train wreck, but think of the kiddos. I know people with only two children...