GUEST CONCOCTED CONVERSATION BY CLINTON PICKENS
LA-based comedian Clinton Pickens is this week’s guest conversationalist. I’ve known Clinton for years now. Even though he’s a ginger, I’ve grown to trust him. Although, I’m sure his natural murderous ginger tendencies will come back and murder me at some point.
Window Painter: I’m done. What do you think?
Store Owner: I think it looks like handicap Ice-cream sandwiches.
Window Painter: I’ve been in this business 30 years and I’ve never had a complaint.
Store Owner: Really? 30 Years? Where else did you work?
Window Painter: You know that guy that pushes the ice-cream cart through the park and rings the bell?
Store Owner: Yeah, the one with the kids painted on it that look misshapen and they’re eating those Ice Cream Sandwiches… wait a second! That was you?
Window Painter: YESSIR.
Store Owner: I remember that from when I was a kid. I loved it!
Window Painter: Yep, those were actually portraits of my kids.
Store Owner: You don’t say. They were all different ethnicity.
Window Painter: No the sandwiches. My wife gave birth to Ice Cream Sandwiches… so is cash okay?
It’s funny cause its me.