May 4, 2012   3 notes
concoctedconversations:

GUEST CONCOCTED CONVERSATION BY CLINTON PICKENS
LA-based comedian Clinton Pickens is this week’s guest conversationalist. I’ve known Clinton for years now. Even though he’s a ginger, I’ve grown to trust him. Although, I’m sure his natural murderous ginger tendencies will come back and murder me at some point.
www.clintonpickens.com@clintonpickens
——————————————————————————-Window Painter:  I’m done. What do you think? 
Store Owner:  I think it looks like handicap Ice-cream sandwiches.
Window Painter:  I’ve been in this business 30 years and I’ve never had a complaint. 
Store Owner:  Really? 30 Years? Where else did you work?
Window Painter:  You know that guy that pushes the ice-cream cart through the park and rings the bell?
Store Owner:  Yeah, the one with the kids painted on it that look misshapen and they’re eating those Ice Cream Sandwiches… wait a second!  That was you?
Window Painter:  YESSIR.
Store Owner:  I remember that from when I was a kid. I loved it! 
Window Painter:  Yep, those were actually portraits of my kids.
Store Owner:  You don’t say.  They were all different ethnicity.
Window Painter:  No the sandwiches.  My wife gave birth to Ice Cream Sandwiches… so is cash okay?

It’s funny cause its me.

concoctedconversations:

GUEST CONCOCTED CONVERSATION BY CLINTON PICKENS

LA-based comedian Clinton Pickens is this week’s guest conversationalist. I’ve known Clinton for years now. Even though he’s a ginger, I’ve grown to trust him. Although, I’m sure his natural murderous ginger tendencies will come back and murder me at some point.

www.clintonpickens.com
@clintonpickens

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Window Painter: 
I’m done. What do you think? 

Store Owner:  I think it looks like handicap Ice-cream sandwiches.

Window Painter:  I’ve been in this business 30 years and I’ve never had a complaint. 

Store Owner:  Really? 30 Years? Where else did you work?

Window Painter:  You know that guy that pushes the ice-cream cart through the park and rings the bell?

Store Owner:  Yeah, the one with the kids painted on it that look misshapen and they’re eating those Ice Cream Sandwiches… wait a second!  That was you?

Window Painter:  YESSIR.

Store Owner:  I remember that from when I was a kid. I loved it! 

Window Painter:  Yep, those were actually portraits of my kids.

Store Owner:  You don’t say.  They were all different ethnicity.

Window Painter:  No the sandwiches.  My wife gave birth to Ice Cream Sandwiches… so is cash okay?

It’s funny cause its me.

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    It’s funny cause its me.
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